I’ve been at this social media thing for two years now. Just moving into the first grade. Yes, I had to repeat SM kindergarten. I find it’s as finicky as a five-year-old. The “experts” through their blogs, ebooks and Slideshares, have been trying to teach me the trending. The numbers. Why you’re supposed to have a gajillion followers on Twitter or you’re not cool on the playground. How to game the AdAge 150 ranking. What I’m supposed to be posting…